cuzoftheeast 2:21 Sun Aug 30
Cilla black yesterday
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Waiting at the pearly gates yesterday hears a big cheer go up
She asks Saint Peter what that's all about
He says "it's the West Ham fans in heaven, they just beat Liverpool 3-0, anyway what's your name you are next in line"
"Pricilla White from Manchester" she replies
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collyrob
2:24 Sun Aug 30
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Epic banter bro
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Browno22
2:27 Sun Aug 30
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There's a joke in there somewhere
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Marston Hammer
2:29 Sun Aug 30
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Probably sensible you didn't put that on the joke thread.
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cuzoftheeast
2:30 Sun Aug 30
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It's true I tell ya
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Ronald_antly
2:34 Sun Aug 30
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This thread is a lorra, lorra laffs!
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bruuuno
2:47 Sun Aug 30
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kill yourself
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Nurse Ratched
2:50 Sun Aug 30
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Are you hungover or something, bruu?
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cuzoftheeast
2:57 Sun Aug 30
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That bad bruuno?
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Johnson
2:59 Sun Aug 30
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Heaven's waiting list seems as long as the NHS's.
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Hammer and Pickle
3:02 Sun Aug 30
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Don't think bru's going to heaven.
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gank
3:03 Sun Aug 30
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Did you make this 'joke' up yourself? I can't imagine you heard it from someone else and found it so funny you felt you had to share it.
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cuzoftheeast
3:05 Sun Aug 30
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It's all my own work
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Leonard Hatred
3:06 Sun Aug 30
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It's not very good.
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Mr Anon
3:06 Sun Aug 30
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gank, obvously taken inspiration from your hilarious effort on the x factor thread.
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Nurse Ratched
3:07 Sun Aug 30
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I never wished her dead or anything, but does it make me a bad person because I absolutely couldn't stand Cilla Black? People have always reacted with horror when I said that. Is it on a par with people who strangle Labrador pups? I also strangle Labrador pups, by the way.
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cuzoftheeast
3:13 Sun Aug 30
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I struggle with most things Scouse
Only cresswell is acceptable really
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Crassus
3:36 Sun Aug 30
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Nurse
I agree entirely, absolutely detested the squealing hag. Pseudo 'national treasure' that loved the hovel that is Liverpool so much she lived for decades in ostentatious South Bucks.
Looked like a council house tennant that had won the pools, a stone clad triumph of tat over class
Bet her family are squabbling over her Danbury Mint collection as we speak
Out of the Wogan envelope but dont get me started on him
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Far Cough
3:38 Sun Aug 30
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If only had a heart, in fact if anybody had a heart
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Far Cough
3:38 Sun Aug 30
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Try again, if only Nurse had a heart, in fact if anybody had a heart
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